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WHAT THE ****! HOLY **** HELP? ************* ****. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT ***** FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY ******* **** DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY ******* CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY ******* HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE **** HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR ******* OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN ******* OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO | you will have to have it removed , that is your only option , and then get into hospice right away ,
sorry . | Why Virgo and Aries Women, dont get along, Virgo or Realist hand's down, Aries or very Anal People.....? Virgo we thrive off of Loyalty as the saying goes, If you Got my Back I got yours... Aries saying goes Have my Back and **** yours... Self Center, that turns Virgos Completely Off, forever, I cant, i wouldnt Date another Aries Aliens if my Life Dependant on it!!!! Virgos we like soft sexy sex, a lil ruff when needd just a little, Aries , Hard Core Sex, rufff , ruffff, They or sum different Human Beings to me, cant stomach them... | | I'm an Aries male and i know how u feel...ja maybe it sucks for a Virgo to have any kind of relation with an Aries, be it male or a female. The bottom line is that Aries is dominant and Fire element and have much more power than Virgo witch is submissive and Earth element...so why don't you make it easy on yourself and just be who you really are. | Who won this debate.....? Tak says:
so i heard u like dick
Steve says:
no thats garret
garrett*
Tak says:
sure it isnt you too?
Steve says:
im pretty sure
....aren't you the one who likes anal
Tak says:
giving anal
putting it in the butt
however, I don't understand what that has to do with anything
Steve says:
and you implying that we like dick has to do with what?
Tak says:
has to do with the fact that you like dick
which is the key point in this conversation
Steve says:
in order to continue this conversation you have to answer this..... if pinocio said my nose will now grow, what whould happen?
Tak says:
Who knows?
Unless you want to really get technical about it, in which case it will grow AFTER that statement has been delivered.
Because in saying it will NOW grow he means at the present time, not later.
Steve says:
but it would grow because he is telling the truth
wouldnt***
Tak says:
So, he will have lied about it growing at that exact moment and it will grow afterwards.
Steve says:
but then it would be truth because it would grow
Tak says:
it wouldn't be
you're missing the point I"m trying to make here
In saying,' My nose will now grow' he's stating that his nose will grow at that exact moment. It wouldn't and because of this his nose will grow afterwards due to said result.
However, that's speaking from a very technical standpoint.
Steve says:
technicaly time is irelivent because time is a man made creation
Tak says:
um
no
Steve says:
therefore now has no set time point
Tak says:
Time is the same thing as the metric system, it's a way to measure a distance. Just not a physical one.
If you're going to say that, there's no such thing as any type of math, english, eltc..
because all are man made creations to measure out a certain object
therefore, your argument is irrelevant
btw
don't argue withme
I won't lose
Steve says:
time isnt an object because time doesnt exist
Tak says:
Time is a distance.
From one point to another.
Don't be ignorant on this topic, please.
For both your sake as well as mine.
Steve says:
how is this being ignorant....?
Tak says:
Because you're refusing to accept the point that time is a measurement of distance and nothing else.
The way you perceive time is your own but it has one initial purpose.
Steve says:
Its not ignorance its a personal opinion, also time is not a measurement of distance, technically it is a measurement of the rotation of the earth around the sun, which isnt a distance
its a rotation
and thats called a circumference
Tak says:
Time is a measurement of distance based on the rotation of the earth around the sun*
is what you mean to say
Or, following the rotation of the earth around the sun is a way to measure time.
Steve says:
No, i mean to say it is a measurement of rotation around the earths own axis, also the orbit around the sun, Seconds, Minutes, Hours, Days, rotational measurement of its own axis, years orbital measurement around sun
...get off wiki
lol
Tak says:
I'm not on wiki
Your answers seem more like they're from wiki than anything.
Time, is a general measurement for all of that crap.
Steve says:
Its because im good a science
Tak says:
We don't keep time by following the earths rotation, we have clocks for that **** queer.
Time is a generic form of measurement.
Steve says:
clocks are a physical manifestation of the man made creation of the measurement of time
Tak says:
k x.x
you're impossible to argue with
because you're
very much so wrong
and you're ignorant as ****
hard to keep my compuser with blatant ignorance being shoved into my face
composure
Steve says:
So im ignorant because i dont agree with your opionion? And because you think you know all there is to know about the subject, Then that makes you close minded
Tak says:
I can point out very obvious facts that you're missing
Steve says:
Then do it, thats the point of a debat yes?
debate***
Tak says:
You're just deflecting all this **** by saying time, clocks etcetc aren't real because they're tools made by men to keep all that other bullshit in tact
without having to go through ends length to keep track of
keeping measurement of the earths rotation and other bullshit isn't real either then because the math used to do it is man made
which makes math not real
which makes nothing we've accomplished in the fields of science and math real
earth doesn't rotation 360 degrees
because degrees aren't real
doesn't do a circle around the sun
because circles aren't real
all because a man made a simple way to keep track of ****
Steve says:
In a unirvese created from nothing, there shall remain nothing
Tak says:
and the language we're speaking right now
is gibberish
and no one understands each other
because it was man made
Steve says:
it is...to people who do not understand the language that we have Created
Tak says:
english is a universal language taken from several different roots
which means EVERY language | That wasnt the full debate was it?
To the guy above me...shut up thats not how debates work | Who won the debate.....? Tak says: so i heard u like dick
Steve says:no thats garrett
Tak says: sure it isnt you too?
Steve says: im pretty sure
....aren't you the one who likes anal
Tak says: giving anal putting it in the butt
however, I don't understand what that has to do with anything
Steve says: and you implying that we like dick has to do with what?
Tak says: has to do with the fact that you like dick
which is the key point in this conversation
Steve says: in order to continue this conversation you have to answer this..... if pinocio said my nose will now grow, what whould happen?
Tak says: Who knows? Unless you want to really get technical about it, in which case it will grow AFTER that statement has been delivered.
Because in saying it will NOW grow he means at the present time, not later.
Steve says:but it wouldnt grow because he is telling the truth
Tak says: So, he will have lied about it growing at that exact moment and it will grow afterwards.
Steve says: but then it would be truth because it would grow
Tak says: it wouldn't be you're missing the point I"m trying to make here
In saying,' My nose will now grow' he's stating that his nose will grow at that exact moment. It wouldn't and because of this his nose will grow afterwards due to said result.
However, that's speaking from a very technical standpoint.
Steve says: technicaly time is irelivent because time is a man made creation
Tak says:Um no
Steve says: therefore now has no set time point
Tak says: Time is the same thing as the metric system, it's a way to measure a distance. Just not a physical one. If you're going to say that, there's no such thing as any type of math, english, eltc..
because all are man made creations to measure out a certain object
therefore, your argument is irrelevant btw
don't argue withme I won't lose
Steve says: time isnt an object because time doesnt exist
Tak says: Time is a distance. From one point to another.
Don't be ignorant on this topic, please. For both your sake as well as mine.
Steve says: how is this being ignorant....?
Tak says: Because you're refusing to accept the point that time is a measurement of distance and nothing else. The way you perceive time is your own but it has one initial purpose.
Steve says: Its not ignorance its a personal opinion, also time is not a measurement of distance, technically it is a measurement of the rotation of the earth around the sun, which isnt a distance its a rotation and thats called a circumference
Tak says: Time is a measurement of distance based on the rotation of the earth around the sun*
is what you mean to say Or, following the rotation of the earth around the sun is a way to measure time.
Steve says: No, i mean to say it is a measurement of rotation around the earths own axis, also the orbit around the sun, Seconds, Minutes, Hours, Days, rotational measurement of its own axis, years orbital measurement around sun ...get off wiki lol
Tak says: I'm not on wiki. Your answers seem more like they're from wiki than anything.
Time, is a general measurement for all of that crap.
Steve says: Its because im good a science
Tak says: We don't keep time by following the earths rotation, we have clocks for that **** queer.
Time is a generic form of measurement.
Steve says: clocks are a physical manifestation of the man made creation of the measurement of time
Tak says: k x.x you're impossible to argue with
because you're very much so wrong and you're ignorant as ****
hard to keep my compuser with blatant ignorance being shoved into my face composure
Steve says: So im ignorant because i dont agree with your opionion? And because you think you know all there is to know about the subject, Then that makes you close minded
Tak says: I can point out very obvious facts that you're missing
Steve says: Then do it, thats the point of a debat yes?
debate***
Tak says: You're just deflecting all this **** by saying time, clocks etcetc aren't real because they're tools made by men to keep all that other bullshit in tact
without having to go through ends length to keep track of
keeping measurement of the earths rotation and other bullshit isn't real either then because the math used to do it is man made which makes math not real
which makes nothing we've accomplished in the fields of science and math real
earth doesn't rotation 360 degrees because degrees aren't real
doesn't do a circle around the sun because circles aren't real
all because a man made a simple way to keep track of ****
Steve says: In a unirvese created from nothing, there shall remain nothing
Tak says: and the language we're speaking right now is gibberish
and no one understands each other because it was man made
Steve says: it is...to people who do not understand the language that we have Created
Tak says: english is a universal language taken from several different roots
which means EVERY language is gibberish because all of it was made by man
Steve says: Every language originate | | Take another bong hit. | Please rate and comment this song.? Don't feel safe I'm still creepin
Ima make you start weepin
Ima chase you into a dark alley
That'll put up another one on the talley
Close your eyes, it might feel good
You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood
Be nice and maybe I won't kill you
But your gona have to ************ too
Ima pop out and say boo.
WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!!
Blonde *****. Nice ***. Big ****. Tall.
She so good she make my 10 inch 'seem small.
See her in a red corvette. Pull her to 'the side.
Meet her at the dumpsters ready to 'take her for a ride.
Who needs protection when I could give 'her an infection.
Suckin on my cock and starts chockin
Wearin nothin but a sock yet still looks 'smokin
My *** extra white. Make her teeth 'ultra bright.
Prop her up. Spread her legs wide.
Ima start to bring in the high tide.
I'ma *** on her and rub in the goo.
WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!!
Short. Hot. Tan Ginger.
I cant believe I hadn't seen-her.
Took her to my place. Laid her on the 'bed.
Ignored every word she had ever said.
Ripped off the underwear.
Ate that pussy like it meat was rare.
Sucked those boobies like they were '****** red rubies.
She started screaming insane.
'Moaning in pain.
***** she feel the rain.
Get her on all fours. My *** will clean out those butt pours.
Were doin doggie style. It might take a 'while.
I'm gona **** her so bad she wana sue.
WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!!
Don't feel safe I'm still creepin
Ima make you start weepin
Ima chase you into a dark alley
That'll put up another one on the talley
Close your eyes, it might feel good
You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood
Be nice and maybe I won't kill you
But your gona have to ************ too
Ima pop out and say boo.
WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!!
Latina is drivin by. But she with a guy.
He get out. I get in.
She gets a win win.
Find the nearest motel. Cheaper then 'that big hotel.
Get her in the shower. Rubbin that *** 'might take an hour.
We get out. Dick goes in.
This has to be a sin.
I **** her so hard she gona forget.
If I go anal she gona shet.
I go in so far that I make her say 'RAW.
We get under the covers.
We have sex like ****** lovers.
I make her jump like a kangaroo.
WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!!
Black ***** with perfect body.
Looks better than everybody.
I don't care whatch you say.
That ***** looks like beyonce.
I pick her up in my truck
Take her in the woods. She already to 'suck.
She jumps on me on the drivers seat.
I know how to bring in the heat.
I think she might of spoke but instead I 'make her choke.
I **** more than a can of ******* 'cheese wizz.
She cracked my eggs.
So then we spread her legs.
Coming in and out.
I make her scream and shout.
She came when u *** too.
WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!!
Don't feel safe I'm still creepin
Ima make you start weepin
Ima chase you into a dark alley
That'll put up another one on the talley
Close your eyes, it might feel good
You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood
Be nice and maybe I won't kill you
But your gona have to ************ too
Ima pop out and say boo.
WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!!
Every time they here my name they take a shot and go insane.
I make them bitches go crazy.
They wana scream **** me ms. Daisy.
I got 100 on my talley board.
They ****** squirt when they see my 'sword.
Other guys gota chode.
For them I'm a big pothole in the road.
I got the biggest dick in O-C A-C and 'N-Y-C.
All the girls know they want to S-E-X 'me.
I give them bitches something to chew.
WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!!
Don't feel safe I'm still creepin
Ima make you start weepin
Ima chase you into a dark alley
That'll put up another one on the talley
Close your eyes, it might feel good
You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood
Be nice and maybe I won't kill you
But your gona have to ************ too
Ima pop out and say boo.
WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! | | Rather violent for my tastes, but worse, it strains at its rhyme scheme. | Listen rate comment.? Don't feel safe I'm still creepin Ima make you start weepin Ima chase you into a dark alley That'll put up another one on the talley Close your eyes, it might feel good You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood Be nice and maybe I won't kill you But your gona have to ************ too Ima pop out and say boo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Blonde *****. Nice ***. Big ****. Tall. She so good she make my 10 inch 'seem small. See her in a red corvette. Pull her to 'the side. Meet her at the dumpsters ready to 'take her for a ride. Who needs protection when I could give 'her an infection. Suckin on my cock and starts chockin Wearin nothin but a sock yet still looks 'smokin My *** extra white. Make her teeth 'ultra bright. Prop her up. Spread her legs wide. Ima start to bring in the high tide. I'ma *** on her and rub in the goo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Short. Hot. Tan Ginger. I cant believe I hadn't seen-her. Took her to my place. Laid her on the 'bed. Ignored every word she had ever said. Ripped off the underwear. Ate that pussy like it meat was rare. Sucked those boobies like they were '****** red rubies. She started screaming insane. 'Moaning in pain. ***** she feel the rain. Get her on all fours. My *** will clean out those butt pours. Were doin doggie style. It might take a 'while. I'm gona **** her so bad she wana sue. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Don't feel safe I'm still creepin Ima make you start weepin Ima chase you into a dark alley That'll put up another one on the talley Close your eyes, it might feel good You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood Be nice and maybe I won't kill you But your gona have to ************ too Ima pop out and say boo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Latina is drivin by. But she with a guy. He get out. I get in. She gets a win win. Find the nearest motel. Cheaper then 'that big hotel. Get her in the shower. Rubbin that *** 'might take an hour. We get out. Dick goes in. This has to be a sin. I **** her so hard she gona forget. If I go anal she gona shet. I go in so far that I make her say 'RAW. We get under the covers. We have sex like ****** lovers. I make her jump like a kangaroo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Black ***** with perfect body. Looks better than everybody. I don't care whatch you say. That ***** looks like beyoncey. I pick her up in my truck Take her in the woods. She already to 'suck. She jumps on me on the drivers seat. I know how to bring in the heat. I think she might of spoke but instead I 'make her choke. I **** more than a can of ******* 'cheese wizz. She cracked my eggs. So then we spread her legs. Coming in and out. I make her scream and shout. She came when u *** too. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Don't feel safe I'm still creepin Ima make you start weepin Ima chase you into a dark alley That'll put up another one on the talley Close your eyes, it might feel good You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood Be nice and maybe I won't kill you But your gona have to ************ too Ima pop out and say boo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Every time they here my name they take a shot and go insane. I make them bitches go crazy. They wana scream **** me ms. Daisy. I got 100 on my talley board. They ****** squirt when they see my 'sword. Other guys gota chode. For them I'm a big pothole in the road. I got the biggest dick in O-C A-C and 'N-Y-C. All the girls know they want to S-E-X 'me. I give them bitches something to chew. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! Don't feel safe I'm still creepin Ima make you start weepin Ima chase you into a dark alley That'll put up another one on the talley Close your eyes, it might feel good You shouldn't o been in this part o the 'neighborhood Be nice and maybe I won't kill you But your gona have to ************ too Ima pop out and say boo. WE GONE MOLLEST YOU!!! | ( . )( . )
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SICKO!!!.
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. | Any girls up for a threesome! or guys!? ;)? i love girls i love to lick you know what girls ;) tell me k girls! i'm down with guys to i'm great with my mouth girls and guys ;p
here's a pic of me...(i'm on the left) ;)
replace the **** with the f word it ryhmes with duck ;)
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i <3 SEX! i can deep throat and lick pussy very well! i'm up for anal too! | | This is sad. | How the hell can i ask my friend to jerk off with me? might be bi/gay or straight? so im 14 and hes 13 i really think hes gay cuz he says stuff like i wana **** you so hard my .... will go from your .... to @ss sometimes when were alone. i think i might be bi or just curious so i just wana experiment not gona have anal or whatever sex with him and i have watched gay porn and i really hate it and dont get turned on by it so im seeing him today what should i do and how should i open the topic and im not worried much about him saying **** at school no one believes him lol cuz he always talks **** but if there are any good ways to try and do this please help seeing him in about 2-3 hours. | | truth or dare can get you there pretty quickly. | I wanna be penetrated in my bumhole i am a bi? i am a 17 year old boy ive finger my bumhole and loved it i wannna find some guy who will be private and **** me is thats so hard to come by if there any offer email me btw uk please london up for anything really wanna have anal sex | | You shouldn't have any problems in London P&P :-) | Naruto/Yaoi Fans: What Do You Think Of This? if Naruto and Sasuke were gay, would this seem believeable for them or too out of character, and what abou Sakura's reaction?
“Oh Sasuke! P-please…ohhhh…” Naruto moaned loudly as Sasuke thrust his giant dick into him.
“Naruto, b-baby please try not…to moan so loud…if she catches us again Sakura will have a fit.”
Sakura had caught Naruto and Sasuke having anal sex on multiple occasions. Sakura threatened that the next time she caught them she’d chop their ***** off, and Sasuke didn’t like the sound of that. Unfortunately for Sasuke, his boyfriend was quite loud in bed. Naruto pushed back allowing Sasuke to go further into his entrance. Sasuke couldn’t take it anymore.
“Forget what I said just **** me and do it hard!” He practically screamed, pulling out of Naruto and forcing the blonde on his back. Naruto had a very amused smirk on his face.
“Well, well, Uchiha-Sama…who’s being loud now, hmm?” Sasuke leaned his head on Naruto’s chest, biting and licking the nape of his neck.
“Please…for me?” Naruto grinned.
“You asked for it.” While Naruto was teasing Sasuke with some dirty foreplay, the wrong girl walked in at the wrong time.
“NARUTO UZUMAKI!!!” Sakura screamed pulling Naruto off of Sasuke by his hair.
“H-Hey…I wasn’t done with him!” Sasuke whined rubbing his painfully erect penis. | | Of course they're going to be out of character. Most fanfics like this have to be, because Masashi Kishimoto would never put this in the manga (it's too sexual). I'm not particulary a huge fan of yaoi, but I think a lot of people would enjoy it. |
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