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Im a man, how do i become a nudist? I am really hairy and have 10 inch erections. What should i do to become a nudist the way i am? | | Take your clothes off and go hang out at a nudist beach. I am sure a vast majority of them look like you. (hairy) | How do you start becoming a nudist? I'm a guy and my erections are about 10 inches and I am really really hairy. | | I'm sorry, but 10 cm is not equal to 10 in. You looked at the wrong side of the ruler. Try again. | What do i do to become a nudist? I have 10 inch erections and am hairy everywhere. How do i become a nudist? | | dont wear clothes? | Im a man, how do i become a nudist? I am really hairy and have 10 inch erections. What should i do to become a nudist the way i am? | | Find a local nudist club or resort, then find out their policy on single men. Most likely they are going to require you to bring a woman with you or to be invited by someone who is already a member. Also penis size and body hair have nothing to do with getting excepted into these kinds of clubs. | Nudist colony ??? A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"
The man replies "No; what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me."
Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." | I don't know how many times i've heard that jk before but you tell it good: it still hasn't lost it's tickle
cheers | Nudist Colony? A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call for me?" The man replied, "No, what do you mean?" She said, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.
Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" asked the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?" replied the newcomer. "You must be new." answered the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer. The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she asked. "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But, Sir," she replied, "you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities." "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here." | | Hahahahahaha poor guy. :) | Joke,nudist colony? A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, “Did you call for me?”
The man replies, “No, what do you mean?”
She says, “You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me” Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Later, the man continues to explore the colony’s facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, “Did you call for me?” says the hairy man.
“No, what do you mean?” asks the newcomer.
“It’s a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.” The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. “May I help you?” she asks.
The man yells, “Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.”
“But, Sir,” she replies, “you’ve only been here for a few hours. You haven’t had the chance to see all our facilities.”
The man replies, “Listen lady, I’m 63 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day. I’m outta here!” | | ha ha that's a funny one | Exclusive nudist colony? A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he
took off his clothes and started to wander around the area.
A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got
an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and
asked, Did you call for me?" The man replied, "No, what do you mean?"
She said, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that
If you get an erection, it implies you called for me."Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool,laid down on a towel, eagerly pulled him to her and happily let himhave his way with her.Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?! " asked the hairy man."No, what do you mean?" replied the newcomer."You must be new." Answered the hairy man, "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spun him round, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer. The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she asked. "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "
But, Sir," she replied, "you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities."
"Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month,
but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here." | Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was very funny…LMAO!!!
Confucius say…..Old Bachelor is man who now have money to burn but pilot light gone out...exhaust pipe worn out... | Nudist colony funny or not? George joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous, petite, blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an er**ction. The woman notices his er**tion, comes over to him smiling sweetly and says, "Sir, did you call for me?"
George replies, "No, what do you mean?"
She says, "You must be new here, let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an er**tion, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her, and happily lets him have his way with her.
George continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down and farts. within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm er**tion lumbers out of the steam toward him. The huge man says, "Sir, did you call for me?"
George replies, "No, what do you mean?"
The big man says, "You must be new here. It is a rule that when you fart | | good 1 pmsl 10/10 | Question for Nudist!!? OK so i just turned 18 recently and i Love being nude, i love the feeling of being naked and people seeing me and not judging me. I love that we where born naked so we should be naked. I don't mind being naked around other males or other males being naked around me. So my question is, I'm afraid that when im at a nudist beach or resort that i might get an erection. I was wondering that when a male female or guy nudist sees a male nudist with an erection would they think less of him, would they laugh at him, or would they just ignore it like its no big deal. And the same with the size of my penis, would they laugh if they think its small, or hairy? | | A nudist beach is a public place and appropriate behavior is expected just as in any other public place and the same laws apply. It is not a sexual experience so erections are unlikely, nor are they well tolerated by regular beach goers or by park rangers/ law enforcement. |
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